Monday 2016-10-31

So apparently the new United Nations Human Rights Council (Asian States) will consist of: China, Japan, Iraq, and Saudi Arabia.

Since it's the UN, each member state makes vote-for-me brochures -- yes, this actually happens. Below is a one sentence summary of each country's brochure:

China - We killed millions of Chinese in the 60's, but we've gotten better!
Japan - We killed millions of Chinese, too! ( 応援おやめください! ) We're better now!
Iraq - We killed millions of Iranians and Iraqis; no Chinese!
Saudi Arabia - We haven't killed millions of anyone yet! Is hard when only have one chopping block and women dress like ninjas.